Monkeys

As humanity goes, monkeys appear smarter and smarter to me. It would be awesome to find a safer world, a more compassionate world, and one with an eye on the future. I wonder if we will have the technology to get to another planet when we use this one up.

Zombies and the End of the world.

I love apocalyptic, zombie, end of mankind movies. A man that my Mom was once married to, claimed to have been abducted by aliens. He would show off two small marks on the back of his hand as proof. Other than that, he was a pretty normal guy. I just watched The Walking Dead on AMC. A friend of mine who shall remain nameless likes to tell people to prepare for an invasion of the walking dead. Its pretty funny. I neither fear Aliens or zombies, but the movies are fun. I don't believe aliens have been to Earth, because if they do show up, I am pretty sure we will be treated no better than we treat small insects.

Of all the things I've done

Which of the following is not true-

1. I have handled a nuclear warhead.
2. I have seen a live sex show
3.I have witnessed an accidental death up close.
4.I spit a wad of chewing gum from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
5. I have spent time at a correctional facility.

Richard pics

Someone told me today that he admired Brett Favre. He believed Brett has secure female companionship in the past by send girls pictures of his appendage.  I KNOW that this would not work for me, unless perhaps it was wrapped in hundred dollar bills. If you are female, let me know if a picture of anyone's penis would encourage you to date that person.

Moving

Someone I know just moved to Texas. Just my two cents, but to find out where you are, you have to be somewhere else.

Cows

At the game Sunday, a friend of mine, unhappy with the result called a Steeler fan- a fat cow. Her companion protested, saying you should not talked to ladies like that. Friend in question responded- " You call that a lady- Mooo!". A fight nearly ensued.  His war cry- You call that a lady- Mooo! became his war cry for the next 10 minutes until we could herd him out of the stadium. Could be I need better friends.

mildly astute observations about nothing.

Let's see how this goes

It seems to me that an inordinate number of vehicles get stuck on railroad tracks. A metaphor for the human condition? A panic stricken ant stuck in the glare of bright light shining on their pathetic existence. Nah, jsut a drunk ass who stalled their vehicle.